Alright, I love this woman. She is fucking gorgeous, fucking smart, and fucking entertaining. And I am absolutely delighted that she is married to an obscenely wealthy guy and that she is actively multiplying. Delightful! She is 38 now and I am not getting married any time soon - But she would still be my one "freebie", if I were to get married, and my wife were to allow me to have one. Oh, and just when you thought she was already perfect enough: Her birthday is March 8, the International Day of the Woman. This woman, as she was exiting the womb, thought of the very remote possibility of ever living in a post-communist country where March 8 is celebrated, and made sure to time her birth so that her would-be man would still only need to buy her flowers once a year. Wow. Wow. Wow. I can only hope that she has a daughter or two who look the same and film porn when they grow up.
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Your blog is getting boring, yo. I need more material, sheit.
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