How the fuck do I order just a coffee with ice?
I went there last week, said "Grande Iced Coffee", and what I got was Grande and Iced and Coffee and it had a shitload of sugar. Why?? OK, maybe I am stupid, I thought. Next time I'll get it right.
So ten minutes ago, I pay a second visit to The Church of Yuppie Asshole and Latter Day Posers, and this time I order "Grande Iced Black".
"What?", the chick - pardon - the barista, asks.
"Grande Iced Black Coffee. Just coffee and ice"
The shit I got was all wrong and had one long-ass name that is probably proprietory and sounds nothing like what I asked for. And it looked nothing like what I asked for. I know it also tasted nothing like what I asked for. I saw the bitch put milk in it. It's still sitting there on the counter. You can go get a free something if you're fast.
1 comment:
Dude it's iced grande bold unsweetened. Geez, move to Uzbekistan already, you'll fit right in.
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