F1 Goes East

This graph breaks down per continent all Formula One races from 1950 to (projected) 2009:


Source: Wikipedia
Races in Mexico are depicted as half North America half South America, and races in Turkey as half Europe half Asia.

2009 is the first year ever that there will be no North American race.
Prior to 1999, Japan was the only Asian country to host an F1 race.
In 2009, 6½ of the 17 races will be Asian, with another one in Australia.
That's an incredible shift east in just a decade.

 

Do you Speak Starbucks?

How the fuck do I order just a coffee with ice?

I went there last week, said "Grande Iced Coffee", and what I got was Grande and Iced and Coffee and it had a shitload of sugar. Why?? OK, maybe I am stupid, I thought. Next time I'll get it right.

So ten minutes ago, I pay a second visit to The Church of Yuppie Asshole and Latter Day Posers, and this time I order "Grande Iced Black".
"What?", the chick - pardon - the barista, asks.
"Grande Iced Black Coffee. Just coffee and ice"

The shit I got was all wrong and had one long-ass name that is probably proprietory and sounds nothing like what I asked for. And it looked nothing like what I asked for. I know it also tasted nothing like what I asked for. I saw the bitch put milk in it. It's still sitting there on the counter. You can go get a free something if you're fast.

 

Amanda Lang

Alright, I love this woman. She is fucking gorgeous, fucking smart, and fucking entertaining. And I am absolutely delighted that she is married to an obscenely wealthy guy and that she is actively multiplying. Delightful! She is 38 now and I am not getting married any time soon - But she would still be my one "freebie", if I were to get married, and my wife were to allow me to have one. Oh, and just when you thought she was already perfect enough: Her birthday is March 8, the International Day of the Woman. This woman, as she was exiting the womb, thought of the very remote possibility of ever living in a post-communist country where March 8 is celebrated, and made sure to time her birth so that her would-be man would still only need to buy her flowers once a year. Wow. Wow. Wow. I can only hope that she has a daughter or two who look the same and film porn when they grow up.

 

Brett Farve [sic]

Brett Farve [sic] is a pussy and a prima donna. I hope he comes back and somebody gives him that one last good concussion rendering him a fucking mute.

 

Religion is a Mental Illness #2

Alright, I've been swamped with telegrams of support from all over the world and with letters begging me to clarify the previous post, so here we go:

If you are even a little bit religious in this day and age, you are: a fucking idiot, a disgusting coward, an evil scumbag, a brainwashed ignoramus, or a complete piece of shit, and most likely all of the above. No exceptions, no excuses.

If you are an atheist, don't pat yourself on the back just yet. Yes, I know we are healthier, smarter, and better than them. That part was easy. The problem is that we know this and we're treating them like sicker, stupider, and lower beings who need to be pandered to.

Stop that. They are not children and will not grow up. Their god is not tooth fairy and is not benign. It is time to stop giving them space for their bullshit. It is your duty to tell them what you really think about them and their delusions the next time you get a chance - and you know they'll give you one soon.

Religion is a Mental Illness

Religion is a Mental Illness

WHICH FUCKING PERSON OR PROGRAM, YOU MOTHERFUCKER???!!!!

YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. FUCKING ASSHOLE RETIRED AND HIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT OPERATING SYSTEM IS STILL NOT TELLING ME WHICH FUCKING PROCESS I HAVE TO KILL TO BE ABLE TO DELETE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FILE.

FUCK YOU MICROSOFT FUCK YOU.

Good luck with that Yahoo acquisition, shiteaters, you losers belong together. Two piece of shit has been companies. This will go over better than AOL and Time Warner. Good fucking luck, scumbags, Google owns your ass and it didn't even fucking exist ten years ago. But they are better and smarter than you and they have a much bigger cock, too, you fucking losers, and one day soon, they'll be bigger and richer than you, too.

FUCK YOU FUCK YOUR OPERATING SYSTEM

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